The Macuser ratings Joke:

The product wins the 1st mouse if the program is on a disk, rather than
simply a book of source code.

The 2nd mouse is won if the disk has a sticker on it (extra 1/2 mouse if 
the sticker is pretty)

The 3rd mouse is won if the sticker properly identifies the contents of 
the disk.

The 4th mouse if the program on it launches when double-clicked (bonus 
1/2 mouse if it can do it on a Power Mac)

And finally, top honor is given to any program which actually has 
anything to do with the product description.